Thursday, October 29, 2009

Stickin' It To The Man

So the Dimwit stuck it to the Man today. He had a court date vs. Officer Russell with HPD... and won. If the Dimwit is truely a Dimwit, then the Dimwit isn't quite sure what word to use for this officer of the law. He had set up a little trap at an intersection near work, and as you can see it is an intersection with a stop sign. Well, this cop wrote the ticket for running a red light. The Dimwit found the loophole and let's just say the cop didn't want to pursue a jury trial to try and show that the Dimwit ran a red light at said intersection. TAKE THAT HPD!!!! 

In other news, the Hotwit and Dimwit are watching Halloween tonight... first time the Dimwit has ever seen it... yea yea yea, it's a classic that should have been seen years ago, but the blame goes squarely on the parental unit for that... a bit restrictive on the horror flicks as a child... that's the story and the Dimwit's stickin' to it.... 

Peace out homies...

Monday, October 26, 2009

Seriously???

Alright, so the Dimwit wants to discuss some NFL today. Mainly, the Houston Texans. Here is what the Dimwit does not understand: why can't the Texans go for the jugular? Up 21-0 after the first half, the Texans slammed on the brakes, played conservative the rest of the way, and ended up with a 24-21 win. Now, that strategy may work for the San Fran 49ers of the world, but when the Texans play the elite teams in the league, they are going to get clobbered. STOP PLAYING CONSERVATIVE SCAREDY-CAT FOOTBALL! I'd rather win going-away 49-0 than squeak out a 24-21 victory over a far less talented team. Once we get a lead, Kubiak thinks it's best to just sit on it and try to run out the clock with our non-existant running game... leading to frustrating 3-and-outs, as well as annoying turnovers by Steve Slaton. Anyone else notice the Pats beat up on Tennessee and Tampa by something liky 96-7 over two weeks? That's because when their offense is hot, Bilicheck never even taps the brakes. He makes sure the other team knows that the game is over, pounds them into submission and lets his second string guys get some experience in the 4th quarter.

Alright, the Dimwit is done ranting and raving... deep breathes... it will be ok... why is he so upset after a WIN, one might ask... it's because it could have easily been a 28-24 loss...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Painting is fun... except for the paint...

Ok, so the Dimwit and Hotwit have been painting this weekend. All kinds of trim and the entire "game room". It looks great, except that one cat randomly decided "look, all kinds of places for me to pee!!!" and the other thinks that this is the opportunity to get totally in the way... then there is the paint, while most of it is on the walls, the Dimwit managed to spill it all over the place, down his leg, on the floor, drips everywhere... He thinks they will spend more time cleaning it off the floor than anything else. Hopefully it will look amazing once we're done... adios amigos..

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Tonight is the night...

Tonight is the much anticipated night... oh how sweet it will be... or at least the Dimwit hopes so... There have been many days of waiting, hoping, reviewing... sleepless nights... but at last... The Dimwit and Hotwit shall do it... we're going to go see Where The Wild Things Are!!!!! Let the WILD RUMPUS BEGIN!!!!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Good Afternoon...

So it's a bit odd to be posting in the afternoon instead of the morning... but nonetheless the Dimwit carries on with the task... had his work not blocked blogger.com (and all other possible means of using blogger apps) this wouldn't be a problem... what were they expecting, the Dimwit to actually WORK??? pft... He laughs in the face of their tyranny... then does what he is told because that face of tyranny has a hand that passes out paychecks...

The Dimwit has returned to playing volleyball competitively... hopefully his back keeps up with the strain of it all... one more back injury and he may have to hang up the "athletic" mentality for good... we'll see...

On the plus side, the Dimwit is a few pounds lighter... the work's official health screening happened today to monitor our progress from May to now, and the Dimwit has lost 21 pounds and has improved in all measured metrics, including good & bad cholesterol and BMI... he is no longer considered "obese" but merely "overweight"... for now.. the goal is to be "normal" by the wedding... and yes the Dimwit is prepared for the verbal barbs about being "normal"... so BRING IT ON!

Peace out homies...

Friday, October 16, 2009

OMG THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING VIDEO THE DIMWIT HAS EVER SEEN!!!!

**** WARNING: THIS WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO THROW UP AND POSSIBLY MAKE YOU LOSE THE WILL TO LIVE ****

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Thursday night and it's OFFICE TIME!

The Office is on and the Dimwit loves that Michael Scott thinks the mafia is after him. We are both off work tomorrow so we lounge about the house twiddling our thumbs and catching up on the DVR... FYI, cellphones are being turned off tonight and we're sleeping in tomorrow. Unfortunately, after many many many months of waking up at 6am, "sleeping in" means waking up at 6:45am instead of 6:00am. Boo...

So how about that kid in Colorado who his parents thought was in the balloon... classic... LOVE it... Can the Dimwit send his brother up in a homemade hot air balloon??? Sorry Natedog, but you know it'd be funny...

Alright, back to the shows... no linkage tonight, laziness at it's best... 

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Return of the Dimwit??????

Oh holy shizzle Batman! He's alive... yes, the Dimwit triumphantly returns... Yes yes yes, it's been about 4 months since the last post. There are no excuses, he just hasn't had much to blog about and would rather say nothing than ramble on aimlessly... oh wait... on to what we're all here for... LINKAGE!!!!

1) Ok, so this is a pretty interesting article... found the argument to be engaging, and definitely falls within the parameters of the Dimwit's own questions about things...
2) The Hotwit moved in recently and the old roommate moved out... so it's just the two of us and the cats... 
3) Bring on the Ping Pong... if you dare...
4) The first of many Christmas present ideas for those of you wanting to start your Christmas shopping early...

Alright all of you, the Dimwit won't overload you all at once. Future posts to follow. 

And to you Mr. Cortico... keep on pushing! You've got a wedding to attend in Houston in June! Haha!